Noun. The act of accidentally shitting oneself while farting violently while sitting in a comfortable chair. This results in the individual sliding or melting down in their seat like a mudslide.
Matt thought it would be really funny to let one rip, but he had an Asian Mudslide all over the seat!
by Homesick Boy January 5, 2008
Get the Asian Mudslidemug. The process by which the woman lays down on her back and the guy spreads his butt cheeks apart and begins to rub his asshole on her face until there is a black streak from her chin to her forehead.
by Guy With Gross Terms May 8, 2010
Get the Mississippi Mudslidemug. The act of a male deficating on a female's chest (usually occurrs when the waste is a little runny) aka, the shits, and then the male slides across the females chest like a 6 year old on a Slip n' Slide.
by jakedullum July 3, 2011
Get the Miami Mudslidemug. When you have a broad in the piledriver position. Perform anal sex with her, make her tilt her pelvic region forward. Then let her defacate so it pours past her vagina and all down her stomach.
I picked up this slamhound at the bar last night, took her back to my place and did a dublin mudslide on the bitch til her jumblies were covered in her own shit. *high fives commence at this point*
by Treetrunk November 25, 2006
Get the dublin mudslidemug. The process which involves engaging in anal sex, and your female partner defficates on your penis, you then proceed to insert the penis in the vagina with long hard thrusts getting all the feces off the penis and into the vagina. Next, you get a standard size Turkey Baster and proceed to insert 4 to 6 cups of water into the shit filled vagina, shake your female partner around while holding the labia together and then finally have your female partner squat all over your head spewing out shit and water on your face resembling a California Mudslide!!!
I was bored one night so I let my girlfriend hook me up with the California Mudslide. I went to work without showering!
by Spasa Jovanovich January 3, 2008
Get the California Mudslidemug. by bobby mcbobberson May 13, 2007
Get the Denver Mudslidemug. A messy facial that is delivered upon an "individual" by six or more men. This started out as a woman but changed to individual to be politically correct, since there are a lot of really sick homos out there.
Sally was really pissed that what started out as a nice drinking party with some of the fellows from down at the dock digressed into a vanilla mudslide.
"Oh stop crying, Betty...It was only a vanilla mudslide. The chocolate ones REALLY suck."
"Oh stop crying, Betty...It was only a vanilla mudslide. The chocolate ones REALLY suck."
by Poop S. December 28, 2005
Get the vanilla mudslidemug.