Muddy Puddle

An act where male/female cum is inserted inside the anus as the owner of the anus defecates. This results in a muddy puddle. Can be used as a noun or a verb depending on the sentence.

"I wanna muddy puddle her so bad."
"He's gonna get a muddy puddle."

by Vaginalover6996 June 23, 2017

Muddy Beaver

To go down on a girl while she's taking a shit.

We went to that Ethiopian restaurant and I spent all night on the shitter. Good thing Chad was kind enough to give me a muddy beaver.

by Capybara Madness February 7, 2010

Muddy Werewolf

the most outrageous sex position you will ever encounter. no one even knows how to describe it! created by a rico who has yet to discover its amazing powers on women.

person 1: omg! look at them, they totally did the muddy werewolf in that tent over there!
person 2: they look like they had fun;) she looks like she got her world rocked ;P

Example. Sydney enjoys getting a muddy werewolf once in a while

by misspapafitz July 10, 2010

Muddy Buddy

The person you perform anal sex on while you take a dump.

-"Honey, I think it's time we take this relationship to the next level. Will you be my muddy buddy?"

by papwin May 4, 2013

Muddy Burrito

In the process of having anal sex you decide to put it in her mouth, hence the muddy burrito.

anal to oral...muddy burrito.

by dbone spanish rose November 22, 2009

muddy love

As described by howard stern to be the act of pounding a girl's shit in when she has a crap on deck as to create a puddle of mudd.

I gave that broad muddy love and then whiped her face in it.

by Phi Macrackin October 15, 2004

muddy otter

Whilst receiving oral, one reaches back and shits in his own hand, then proceeds to slick his partner's hair with the poo, as though offering encouragement.

I decided to make my birthday blowjob extra special by giving her something in return. She loves a good muddy otter.

by probablysmells February 8, 2010