Muslim Beak

a"Muslim Beak is a muslim that drinks smokes and goes to partys

Person1:yo fam are ypu a muslim beak
Person2:YESSIR!!!!!

by ofhjp May 30, 2022

Muslim Amnesia

The phenomenon where a muslim will say "Bismillah" before eating and then a few seconds later will forget they even said it and question themselves if they saif "Bismillah". The muslim will then say "Bismillah Fi Awwalihi Wa Akhirih". Then the process will repeat until they are sure they said "Bismillah" in some form.

-Bismillah
-Bismillah
-Wait, did i say Bismillah before eating?
-Yes, you did.
-Ok, thanks. I got a real problem with muslim amnesia.

by BosnianBonito June 5, 2023

Insta Muslim

Muslims who learn Islam from quotes on Instagram and argue with people over something they shouldn't argue about.

She's an Insta Muslim, don't reply to her.

by cheekylads January 13, 2019

cookie muslim

its a phrase and saying of complete randomness and dadaism, its the type of shit davis says when he exists

thats so cookie muslim

by ebajimo August 23, 2022

Maritime Muslim Academy

A school that looks like a prison and has an odd history...

Thats a school that looks like a prisoner, it must be Maritime Muslim Academy

by wejustfoenem February 9, 2023

Muslim

A person who submits to the will of Allah and follows the religion of Islam, meaning peace.

Person A: ISLAMIC EXTREMIST!
Muslim: Yup. I lurve peace. Go around throwing flowers at people, I do.

by Kibzy August 7, 2011

Ghetto Bluetooth Muslim

N. Doing something hands-free during a cell phone conversation because your cell phone is jammed into your head covering (Burqa).

I was walking behind a Muslin at the grocery store shopping using her Ghetto Bluetooth Muslim.

by peaches14 February 10, 2010