Manitoba mittens is when someone in Manitoba is holding two drinks, one in each hand, in the dead of winter.
Often leads to a winnipeg handshake.
Often leads to a winnipeg handshake.
So I was rolling with the Manitoba mittens, and some idiot from St Norbert got in my face, so I gave him the winnipeg handshake.
by EvanTA June 26, 2017
by schmuckmittennnn February 24, 2008
Mom and Dad did some nifty mittens last night.
by Big Bob7477 October 28, 2013
by patriotsfan911 November 18, 2010
TO MITTEN: To hit, tap, bang, get caught in filgrante dilecto with, or otherwise have sexual relations with in hopes of resulting in procreation.
by Katherine Jillian March 15, 2008
Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.
by Blake November 13, 2002
A smoke-bench-dwelling, man-whoring slut with low self-esteem and a neverending supply of cigarettes
This is Squish Mitten, my retarded cousin.
by Xeppo May 11, 2007