Mister Brown

My business associate with whom I meet on an almost unchanging basis every morning between the hours of 9 and 11:30 in the toilet. Mister Brown is smooth, sophisticated, and extremely professional. I always feel relieved after doing business with him.

Honey, I need an extremely large magazine. I'm going to be in session with Mister Brown for at least an hour.

by misterbrown June 2, 2011

Mistlebro

When a straight male encounters another straight male, usually a friend, under the mistletoe and non-sexually kisses them in line with the Christmas tradition.

"Did you hear? John and Tom TOTALLY mistlebro'd at the Christmas party. It wasn't gay, though."

by Ger-many December 15, 2014

Mistelemariamorous

The feeling you experience when you accidentally tell someone you love them at the end of a routine customer service call.

Jorden felt highly mistelemariamorous after becoming distracted on a phone call with his cable company.

"Ok mr. Needlebum, you're all set up with our Fabulous Sunday Sports Channel package. Is there anything else I can help you with?"
-"No, I think that'll do it, I love you."
"..."

by ☹sadface☹ April 20, 2018

Mister Lawrence

A gay nigga that does farms in his backyard that makes his students work for him as slaves

Mister Lawrence is about to nut

by Mister Lawrence May 26, 2018

mister boobsey

another word for your peen. girls will only go out with you if you call it this.

Sarah: omg do you have a boner right now...
kyle: mister boobsey is excited to see you.

by suckthesetatas March 22, 2019

mistey

A woman who is a hard worker! She doesn’t give up. Her family is everything and believes it’s what’s on the inside. She knows what it means to love.

Mistey is a beautiful soul.

by Mistey June 5, 2021

mistress moon

the implication that the moon is wlw*

or
to allude to lesbianism.

*women loving women

Woman1: “Oh, I love your moon earrings!”

Woman2: “Of course. I know Mistress Moon. Do you?”
Woman1: “Why, yes😏. I’m regularly in contact with the Mistress.”

by Nethernina June 18, 2021