Missouri McFlurry

The act of a woman (or man) defecating in a public restroom while giving a man oral sex.

Person 1: "Bro, you'll never guess what happened!"
Person 2: "No, probably not."
Person 1: "I just got a Missouri McFlurry from this old lot lizard in the Flying J bathroom as a trade for some meth I got from a truck driver."
Person 2: "You need help, dude."

by barry mcchocheiner September 8, 2021

Missouri meter stick

Shaun Gladney penis

Look at that Missouri meter stick

by Dookie Boy Deluxe May 11, 2023

Missouri Pleasure

Two guys jerk off while laying on their backs. Feet touching. When they cum it forms an arch reminiscent of the St. Louis arch. Missouri pleasure

Hey Bro. Wanna make some Missouri Pleasure tonight?
Sure man. I'm down to arch it up!

by tyqwer June 11, 2018

Missouri Abortion

When you force a pregnant woman to stay with her abuser until he beats her into a miscarriage.

Guy 1: Bro, did you hear? Missouri passed a law preventing divorce during pregnancy, even in cases of abuse!
Guy 2: That's crazy, we're going to see a lot of Missouri Abortions because of this.

by It's A Clown's World March 15, 2024

Adrian, Missouri

A small town around the western border of Missouri. It has a population of about 1500 and everybody knows each other.

George: Hey I heard you're leaving Portugal. Where might you be headed?
Dominic: The coolest town in the world, Adrian, Missouri!

by Abridges528 May 19, 2022

Missouri southern cleanse

Taking lsd and eating pizza to cause extreme diarrhea.

Since I was going to start my diet this Sunday, I thought I might as well do a Missouri southern cleanse to get the juices flowing.

by googlemachu March 1, 2021

Missouri facial

When someone sits on someone else's fave and starts ripping ass

Mason "how did you get pink eye?"
Rain "oh I got a Missouri facial last night"

by Qwertyioppasdf January 22, 2024