Michaela

A girl who is way too self-absorbed to notice anything going on around her, or care about other people. She is kind of a slut, but no one wants her skanky ass anyway. She also is way too ugly to be treating people the way she does. If you know her, watch your back, she is not to be trusted (especially if she is a gemini)! She may seem nice (at first) but she is the worst kind of person that you could have in your life. She is a toxic person, a horrendous romantic partner, and a complete bitch. She may say she loves everybody, but she's a complete bully. She is also a terrible friend and she makes everyone around her feel awful. P.S. she smells bad and her lips are always ashy.

Person 1: Oh God! Is that that heathen, Michaela?

Person 2: (trying not to breathe) I think so. I can smell her stank ass from here. She needs to take a shower!

Person 3: Are you guys talking about Michaela?

Person 1&2: Yup...

Person 1: Although... we really shouldn't be. We all know how much she loves attention.

Person 3: Yup! She is the worst... (under breath) with her ashy ass elbows.

Person 2: (laughing) Damn. That bitch needs soap, lotion, and Jesus.

Person 3: Don't forget chapstick! With her crusty, dusty, musty, always acting like she is the shit head ass.

Person 1: God Bless!

by GodBless214 September 24, 2017

Michal

When a guy decides he's not going to go all the way with a girl, but instead 'dips it in a few times'. Such an act us normally undertaken somewhere convenient nearby, such as a public toilet. This action is often associated with the consumption of absinthe.

Dude 1: Did you fuck that girl last night?
Dude 2: No, I just went to the toilet to give her a michal!

Dude 1: Where did you go with that girl on the beach last night?
Dude 2: I went back to her's for a casual michal

Dude 1: Did you take that girl to banjo practice?
Dude 2: No, I just gave her a michal

by The Notorious PIG December 7, 2011

Michaela

Minging, ratty, skanky, smelly, most horrible human ever.

michaela

by AMAZINGGUYALERTYES August 3, 2011

machalavian

The absolute ideology of greatness and anything good / Definitive description of all thats cool and hip. Can be used in any situation that merits the aforementioned in any context.

1. He/She/It is machalavian.
2. Machalavian!

by sambo182 October 20, 2004

Michaela

Michaela was sort of the problem child of her family. She lost her virginity at a young age to her first boyfriend and since her early experiences with sex she discovered she enjoyed both men and women equally.

person 1: ew, look it's Michaela
person 2: what a slut. how old is she anyways?
person 1: only 13.
person 2: ...

by bhjfjuy August 4, 2010

Michaela

A mean mean mean mean animal who eats crusty poop. They also lick dingle berries

Hey that person licks dingle berry. They must be a Michaela.

by Judge he October 8, 2016

Michaela

A teenage (or old lady) asian or philipine cat lady who likes to masterbate and pick her nose. She is ADDICTED to facebook and loves to read your messages. She is a GREAT secret keeper and a good friend despite the masterbating picking nose thing. Everyone loves a Michaela!

Woah, you mean Entereso? Yup definitley a Michaela.

by jessie<3armybrat November 14, 2011