Mexican toothpick

Inserting a toothpick in one’s anal cavity right before having violent diarrhea induced by consuming copious amounts of Mexican food then using the toothpick to “sound” oneself (inserting it back and forth in your urethra) till finished.

My friend was feeling adventurous so I gave him that Mexican toothpick

Mexican toothpick by Joliver Jue January 22, 2025

Mexican Tush-Push 

Pushing a woman (typically a latina) out of your home after performing anal sex. Pushing the woman out of your home can be analogous to a "deportation."

"She liked that anal way too much man! So I had to give her the ol' Mexican Tush-Push so I could get some peace and quiet!"

Mexican Tush-Push by Brody J.. April 8, 2025

Mexican time machine 

While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.

Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!

Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!

Mexican time machine by Professor PAINAL September 25, 2025

Mexican twister

An act of someone twisting a penis with greasy fingers

I gave my son a Mexican twister, he loved it

Mexican twister by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025

New Mexican troubadour 

Driver gives the passenger a blowjob starting in new Mexico, while passenger holds steering wheel. all while Blasting George strait and seeing if you can make it to Amarillo by morning.

Bro your mom gave me a New Mexican troubadour while you were asleep in the back seat. I didn’t even know she liked George straight.

New Mexican troubadour by Buzzkill89 June 22, 2025

send a mexican across the border 

taking a shit

i gotta send a mexican across the border

send a mexican across the border by le alvin March 16, 2022

Mexican Magic Trick 

This classic involves faking a severe heart attack right before climaxing. As she's picking up the phone and dialing 911, you dump your load on the back of her head and run out the door.

The last time I performed a Mexican Magic Trick was when I had a one-night stand with the waitress we met at the bus stop.

Mexican Magic Trick by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016