broke messy bitch

A bitch who's broke and messy. And sometimes act like they broke.

That broke messy bitch need to stop asking her mother to pay her bills.

Don't let that broke broke bitch in cause she too messy. Broke Messy Bitch!!

by WhyTiaJustStopit November 14, 2022

Messi Hair Day

Occurs when you have Messi's long "messy" hairstyle, and the feeling of getting owned by Germany 4-0 in the World Cup.

"Dude I'm not getting a haircut, just get the hell out Dave!"

Dave: "Wow, someone is having a Messi hair day."

by scottybballer July 3, 2010

by The niggling beast January 4, 2023

MLS after Messi joined, has the power to quintuple ticket prices just because of his transfer to Miami.

1: Hey have you heard of Messi coming to MLS?
2: Yeah man, Beckham turned MLS to Messi League Soccer

by Simon8989 June 8, 2023

When one shits inbetween a women's tiddies and claps her tiddies together vigorously, thus creating a messy Nutella sandwhich

"I had Mexican food last night and then me and the missus had a Messy Nutella sandwich

by Lachdog & JC September 5, 2018

When you eat a super wet pussy and get clam juice all over your face

Dude should have shaved before he had that Messy Clam Sandwich, now everyone knows

by dookieheaddyfreddy December 15, 2011

by DJ Formation July 27, 2005