Hey stan you got a message

what you say to someone when you know they are about to have SEX

1: hey stan you got a message!

2: wahoooo!!! im going to do my new move on her tonight, the benny boo

by Shawlin September 8, 2011

Blackberry Messenger

An application for only people who own a blackberry phone. It is live messenger on the computer, but for phones. Some people think it is a waste if they have texting. You add people by entering their PIN and wait for their answer. It's slightly like facebook chat, but of course not on facebook. You can also PING people, which can be used to get their attention. Also, when it is first sent, near the side will be a small D. This means it is unread. It turns into an R when it has been read, so you know if you are being ignored or not. It can also be known as BBM.

Blackberry Messenger is just like texting, what's the point?

by Brendaaaaaaaaaa April 5, 2011

Messian

The small creature on one's back when stoned. It's behaviour and size differs depending on the level of intoxication.

Person A: "Oooo, I can feel him!"
Person B: "Who!?"
Person A: "The Messian!"

by Ishie Javes April 22, 2008

Real Message

A term originally coined by members of the 27th Infantry Battallion of the Irish Defence Forces used to declare a statement as truth. Can also be used to challenge a statement in question format. It is dishonourable to lie under oath of a real message. Originated as a message over SINCGARS radio during a training exercise. It is now in use among the Dublin civilian population.

“I rode yer ma, Real Message”

by Chicaneauto October 1, 2018

msn messenger

this program was developed by micrsoft in the late 90s. it wasn't really a big hit to begin with. ICQ, AOL and yahoo still had dominated the chat-to-chat program wars. microsoft began to incorporate msn messenger into it's operating system, forcing its consumers to use this program and to sign with a "passport" to login. this "passport" could be used for other msn features such hotmail, etc. msn messenger is used worldwide by people of all ages, not just teenagers as has been previously described here. although it's most common users are young adults or college students. the worst thing about msn messenger is that you don't have to type properly on it whatsoever. people on msn will often shorten words and not even use proper sentences. a very common thing to do on msn is adding the internet word "lol" at the beginning or end of any statement. it has become very annoying. this issue has even sparked some issue in high school essays.

msn messenger was developed by microsoft. it is the now one of the most popular chatting clients on the internet today rivaly with AOL and Yahoo continue. Msn messenger has very frequent downtimes. Is this due to hackers? Possibly. Most of the time they are for security updates.

by s_N_double_O_P April 24, 2005

messargini

Derived from the English word 'message' this word encapsulates both the cultures of Essex and Italy providing a more exotic and thrilling pronunciation.

Chris's Answer-phone: - Hi, how you doing? I'm not here at the moment. But please leave a 'messarge', after the tone.

Josh - Alright mate, just Josh here. Thought I'd leave you a little messargini to let you know I'm missing you on your travels around the world. Have a lovely time.

by josh190889 January 4, 2010

messing around

when two people get HAWT together! (making out doesn't count)

Andrew Kolhoff loved the ladies,
He always touched them on their boobies,
He was messing around a bit too much,
and so God blessed him with a baby!

by darrr October 6, 2005