key merchant

(British slang, 90s) An instigator, someone who likes to get people wound up.

From Strawberry Tattoo, a Britishism: "Key merchant. It means someone -- I mimed putting a key in (her) back and turning it -- who likes to wind peple up."

by Pulitzer70 August 28, 2006

drug merchant

A term that old people use in confusion with the more common "drug dealer".

"Your grandparents are dying, what will they think when they hear that you've become a drug merchant?"-Abe Reedler

by ngg921 January 20, 2007

merchant

In Cockney rhyming slang, a wanker (from merchant banker)

You're a right merchant.

by Martyn Sadler October 7, 2007

cigar merchant

Another derogatory term for a homosexual man. So named because, like a cigar merchant, he likes to put a good hand rolled length in his mouth and take a long, leisurely drag on it.

"Hey, check out the fag over there - a real cigar merchant."

by Wizards Sleeve November 5, 2006

merchiston castle

a public school within edinburgh

merchiston castle is a posh school

by Andrew XY January 14, 2008

Napoleon Dynamite merchandise

A way to keep Napoleon Dynamite alive and get the last bits of money they can after the movie.

Look at all of that Napoleon Dynamite merchandise!They have Vote For Pedro shirts, poster books, folders...

by BarbaraFay August 15, 2006

mud merchant

Someone who takes it in the ass.

French people are mud merchants.

by Testicules Popsofolot March 14, 2003