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Meeting Houdini 

One who masterfully escapes meetings, without any trace.

All-Day Project Planning Meeting? Daily status call? Meeting with an annoying security vendor? Poof! A masterful Meeting Houdini can avoid without leaving a trace.
Bob is an amazing Meeting Houdini. I asked him to attend his yearly performance review, and I got an SMS stating "My cat died last night. His last wishes were to be cremated and have his ashes scattered in the neighbour's sandbox."
Meeting Houdini by C.Steamer March 4, 2013
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You probably have a online meeting right now so what are you even doing here im telling your parents >:(
meeting u dumb
Meeting by pennywiseOfthe September 8, 2020

Geekly Meeting 

Network Administrator, Tom, had to attend the company's geekly meeting.
Geekly Meeting by skarle3 September 6, 2010

Pub Meeting 

A pub meeting (also known as a bar meeting) is just that: a meeting held in a pub or bar. Said meeting is for 2 or more people to discuss anything vaguely serious and is not a social event.

However, due to the location and available alcohol, it often turns into a social event. For this reason, pub meetings are not hugely effective or efficient and not recommended if you want to get things done, genuinely discuss something that you are serious about or discuss business matters. They are best organised to discuss ideas in the form of a simple brainstorming session; and the addition of alcohol makes it that much more interesting.
We need ideas for that film we're gonna make. Let's have a pub meeting.
Pub Meeting by MichaelToTheJ March 25, 2011

Hallelujah meeting 

This is a meeting in where all the participants are praising the chairman and eachother and make positive remarks about the progress of a project and about the company they are working for. Participants use it to brown nose with their superiors.
John: Hi Bill, will you join us for lunch in half an hour?
Bill: I am sorry, I can't. i have to participate in a hallelujah meeting with managing director and a few other brown nosers.

John: Oh my God, you are such a brown noser....
Hallelujah meeting by Sugardaddy October 11, 2013
When a person gets upset at you for not tweeting them, liking their facebook/Instagram photo, sharing their post, texting them back, or calling them back.
That girl's gotta be meeking me
meeking by greeniekay September 3, 2015