Medical Depression

a chemical imbalance in the brain that prevents you from enjoying sunsets. Usually counter balanced by pills, but only cured by therapeutic help.

My doctor calmed I might have medical depression.

by Rebelaxe May 15, 2018

medical misdirection

When you call report to the freestanding ED with a 79yoa Female with a twisted ankle, and the MD makes it a Trauma 1 and diverts you to Metro.

"This is Med 8,coming to you with a 79 Female, Complaint is Isolated Ankle Injury. Denies falling, states twisted it whi..."
MD: "Wait, you said 79? TRAUMA TEAM! DIVERT TO METRO!" *click
"...Fucksticks, more medical misdirection..."

by ParaBasicFireDriver May 19, 2018

got medicated

To finally get your medical marijuana card or to have weed in your possession

Yo I got medicated

by official_drizzy._ October 28, 2017

Medic

A class from TF2. The sexyest, strongest, most intelligent man in the team, and is also the husband of the person writing this. He is a sadistic psycho doctor from Stutgart, Germany. He has a lot of white doves. He is obsessed with killing

Friend: Eyyy man, I am playing as the Medic rn!
The person who wrote this: good choice fam!

by Hoparduc-Snowpanther December 9, 2017

medical reviewer

Person who reviews pages and pages of medical, legal, and other claim documentation and then writes a legally binding order based on the case, the law, and the medical information.

I'm so happy I got my surgery approved, that medical reviewer did a great job evaluating the information and writing the order.

by Troutster March 13, 2018

medical coverage

When someone has the ability to buy "medicinal" marijuana

Yo, Jamarcus don't have glaucoma.
I know dawg, he got that medical coverage though!

by Urbanrr September 3, 2016

Medical-Urine

When your doctor makes you take some medicine and every time you go to the bathroom your urine smells like vile medicine and chemicals

(Cough) oh god that was really bad medical-urine

by 69_BitchAssNigga_420 July 18, 2016