medical misdirection

When you call report to the freestanding ED with a 79yoa Female with a twisted ankle, and the MD makes it a Trauma 1 and diverts you to Metro.

"This is Med 8,coming to you with a 79 Female, Complaint is Isolated Ankle Injury. Denies falling, states twisted it whi..."
MD: "Wait, you said 79? TRAUMA TEAM! DIVERT TO METRO!" *click
"...Fucksticks, more medical misdirection..."

by ParaBasicFireDriver April 02, 2018

Adin Hodzic -medic

Adin is a 15 year old kid who lives in Denmark who loves to play valorant and watch anime. He gets no bitches and loves to be sussy. He is bosnien and he has a Danish friend named Sylvester.

Adin Hodzic -medic

by Iknowwhereyoulive193 January 27, 2022

Cyber Medic

The Best Waifu, none are better. Really thicc, really busty, really cute.

"cyber medic best waifu dont @ me"

by GoddessofHealing December 29, 2019

medically fucked up

a term that describes anything with any sort of negative health condition, typically used for conditions that are not common and difficult to say.

Damn the doctor said he another level of medically fucked up.

by May 24, 2022

Medical-Urine

When your doctor makes you take some medicine and every time you go to the bathroom your urine smells like vile medicine and chemicals

(Cough) oh god that was really bad medical-urine

by 69_BitchAssNigga_420 March 20, 2016

CD Site Medics

Now, within the SCP foundation, exists "CD Site Medics". They exist to save lives. Help people. And get community service hours.

O5-2 hates CDSM because she knows they are more well trained than "Site Medics".

Case closed. Thank you for reading.

Just because medical department executives hate CD site medics does not mean CD site medics are necessary.

by CDSiteMedicGod July 23, 2020

Medical Taste

It's otherwise known as "fent-a-nyl" or "fenty"... Refers to that A+ good shit

Damn bro that's that *medical taste*

by Immfkshtup August 27, 2021