Skeeter Meter

A device used to measure the amount of ejaculatory fluids stored in one ones testicals

Just found out I'm ready to spluge after I checked my Skeeter Meter

by McSkeet September 15, 2011

meter a quadrada

dar um susto no fanfarrão, no curioso

"Rapaz, estou para meter a quadrada neste mameluco"

by mortengaut January 18, 2024

micro-meters

typically used by certain boys named alejo as a form of measurement

“hey i just measured with micro-meters” “wow that’s cool alejo, what were you measuring?” “...”

by skunk420... September 15, 2021

Canadian Teagan Meter

The act of inserting one’s finger into another persons anus while fighting. This act usually ends the fight instantly.

I gave my roomate the Canadian Teagan Meter last night while we were grappling.

by Radial_Engine September 27, 2022

square meters

a howmanyever meter long line squared makes a square meter.

That carpet justin bought a few days ago was like...

3 square meters.

by some random ass kid January 17, 2022

Newton meters

The unit of moment

If Sally sits 5 meters away from the pivot of a seesaw, and has a weight of 600N. The moment is 3000Nm (Newton meters).

by Nonexistent person January 19, 2022

Stink-meter

Noun - when a person doesn’t take more than 2 baths annually

“Take a bath aj you stink-meter!”

by TMMike February 6, 2022