McDonalds

Hellspawn for the obese.

Satan runs McDonalds

by The Truth Definer May 2, 2015

McDonalds

The answer to all your cravings. A true friend who is there for you 24/7 and always has something for you. Fries to die for. Ensure’s every child’s meal is a Happy Meal. Always welcomes you with open arches.

Treats besties to rewards and freebies.

Let's grab McDonalds after class, My whole family's coming, we will be McDonaldin' it

by McLovin00 November 24, 2021

McDonalds

A place where they get your order wrong and serve food that is semi-comparable to school lunch. Also their mascot is a clown that resembles pennywise.

I want to go to Wendy’s. McDonalds is s@&*!

by Swag-o-Cato January 10, 2018

McDonald’s

Macdonald is a fast food restaurant that has fatty food you can gain 20 pounds by one burger

Brittney- lets go to McDonald’s

Bob- ok I am down

by Secret admirer April 17, 2020

McDonalds

The place where if you arrive after 7pm you get a bunch of crack heads and weird ass people. Great for losing all your money!

Guy 1: “Want to go to McDonalds?”
Guy 2: *Checks watch*

Guy 2: “Dude it’s 8pm. Do you want crack?”
Guy 1: “No what the fuck??!”
Guy 2: “Alright we are not going then.”

by YourHippoBlasterToy42069 October 17, 2019

McDonalds

A place where the Ice cream machine is broken 24/7

Man I really wish McDonalds would reply back but there busy fixing the Ice cream machine.

by Straight up facts my dudeee February 6, 2021

McDonalds

McDonalds is a place to eat.

My cousin died of MCDONALDS food poison

Don't go to McDonalds
It's for your own help!!!

by Nevajaj June 2, 2018