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hate masterbate

When you’re mad at your significant other and you go off privately to masterbate. During this particular masturbation you think about your significant other and why you’re mad at them.
Julie forgot to buy a gift for our anniversary, so I hate masterbated.
by phantomofthedictionary December 29, 2017
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emotional masterbation

The act of watching heart wrenching documentaries or reading about celebs having miscarriages to indulge in such feelings for self gratifying reasons while having the safety net of knowing it’s happening to them and not you.
Oh i see your watching that show ‘ miscarriage- my story’ , pure emotional masterbation, a horrible thing to do.
by Big aldo October 15, 2020
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YouTubian Masterbater

A person who gets a thrill from blasting individuals on YouTube who post about nothing and expects monetary gain. A non gifted content creator.
This girl is nothing more than a YouTubian Masterbater.
by Tretalkradio April 12, 2021
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Table masterbation

A form of female masterbation in which the female uses the corner of a table to stimulate her vagina. Often done with an image or video to make the experience more enjoyable
Yumi: He Dannie! I just caught Rose table masterbation to your picture!
Dannie: I always knew she was gay
by Davvy0839 August 1, 2022
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every opportunity masterbater

Somebody who takes advantage of every opportunity to masterbate
by Keokuk Queen January 7, 2021
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Stop watching me masterbate Emma

Seriously, you'll fly out to meet that fucking dork Tim Pool but you won't come here? Coward! Cowardice! You'll talk all that good shit from across the country but I'd like to see you come down to the frozen tundra and try that shit over here!
Hym "Jesus Christ, stop watching me masterbate Emma! God you're a freak. Filthy! Filthy pervert! You are just... Ugh! I am gonna... Why are you like this!?"
by Hym Iam July 23, 2024
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