like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank

When an old man marries a young woman one could say it is "like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank", insinuating that the man cannot get an erection so it will not go in a young tight pussy.

Did you know old man jones married that hot stripper? It must be like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank.

by tl_terry January 22, 2010

Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man Maneuver

n. For a male to chunk marshmallows into a woman's anal cavity, then proceed to have anal intercourse with her until ejaculation. The fecal-laced marshmallow mixed with semen will pour out. The male then paints her face with it.

I pulled the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man Maneuver on her and she looked like a brownish snowman! Ha! Ha!

by Stan Winston January 21, 2006

marshmallow the cat

An adorable cat but be careful because he can murder a squirrel (or u) in ur sleep or when the squirrel is alive and the same(or bigger ) that him/her/other he may climb on doors scratch ur favourite jumper and become a parrot by sitting on ur shoulders and scratching ur back

Marshmallow the cat is a menace to society

by I’m jay I have Marshmallow July 25, 2024

marshmallow

A female who has titts mainly because of how obese they are and their excess fat creates the illusion of valid breasts.

Matt: Hey dude, check out the titts on the new girl!
David: Man, that doesn't count, she's a marshmallow!

by thelegendarysoldier July 27, 2016

Marshmallow test

A psychological experiment that measures a child’s ability to delay gratification. In the original test, children are given a choice: eat one marshmallow immediately or wait a short time to receive two. The results are thought to predict future self-control, success, and decision-making abilities.

The original Marshmallow Test showed how well kids could resist temptation, which some believe is an indicator of their future success.

by Emotional Cruiser November 24, 2025

marshmallow

person, often a male, that is white, pudgy, and easy to burn

John is such a marshmallow, Alexa just roasted him five times.

by DisneyHero2016 May 3, 2018

marshmallow bridge

The male act of planking between 2 beds, likely in a hotel room, with the participant's butt faced toward the floor while masturbating to completion. The subsequent orgasm will produce ejaculate that will spray outwards and upwards dripping down onto the floor below, thus making the human "bridge" white like marshmallow.

I would like a double bed room please...I'm sensing a marshmallow bridge in my future.

by Paul Porter May 2, 2016