Mariah Jones

Very Very PERFECT!!!!

some dude: yeet. wheres Mariah Jones
another dude: perfection

by spicybum February 4, 2021

Mariah Tax

This is an annual 8.3% tax deducted from everyone's lifetime and given to Mariah Carey.

Every December (1/12th of the year), Mariah Carey's Christmas career, especially her single "All I Want for Christmas Is You", dominates the media and becomes inescapable. Her Christmas media permeates all corners of society and becomes impossible for people to avoid.

Emily: "Wanna go to Florida next week?"
Joseph: "Let me check to see if I have any leftover time after this year's Mariah Tax."

by just like honey May 30, 2022

miriam and mariah

fine females in the 937 #dyt

damn look at those miriam and mariahs…🤤

by mirmir and mimi January 26, 2022

Dez-Mariah

A very smart person that is the best at everything

I would love to be a Dez-Mariah

by Brooooooo stop taking my names February 10, 2022

Mariah P

Mariah is a very sweet girl but can get mad very easily so don't lie about her she hates it she loves all animals loves anime characters. She hates bully's of course.

Mariah P loves anything! She gets mad easily-So dont get her mad

by Remiwashere September 14, 2021

Mariah Carey

The queen of Christmas that will defrost in Christmas, and she will come and get you for Christmas. But don't worry, she won't defrost until Christmas.

Ava, when it's Christmas Day at 12 AM, set a timer and when the timer sounds, go and lock all of the doors so that Mariah Carey won't get in!

by Zon’t Zo It March 12, 2023

Dirty Mariah

Causing extreme bodily harm to your dick in order to tongue punch someone's sweaty fart box

“I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass and then cover it in hot sauce just to get the chance at a dirty Mariah”

by Msingh514 April 4, 2020