The Man!

Jayson M, the one who helps those in a time of need.

He found someone to get me a pub sub. He is the man!

by Williesnead February 07, 2019

MAN

THE RULER OF THE WORLD

MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART

"MAN IS GOD MAN IS SMART"

by MAN HAS TAKEN OVER January 22, 2023

Mans

A slang word used to refer to one singular person (Usually used by guys to refer to guys but can be used with girls too)

“Mans lookin like he took a dump in his pants, but he actually fell in mud and got it all dirty”

by Young Sinnatraa May 20, 2021

Manning

Manning is when two or more men engage in a sexual act of either kissing or giving him the D iykwim.

Josh: *sees JJ and Simon on the bed watching Netflix*
JJ: What?
Josh: Imma get out before you start Manning him.
Simon: nah mate you've violated it!
JJ: Allow it fam!

by Baby_carrort_77 October 23, 2020

Manning

Manning is when two or more men engage is a sexual act either kissing or giving him the D iykwim

Josh: *sees JJ and Simon on the bed*

JJ: what?
Josh: You gonna start Manning him now mate?
Simon: Nah mate you've violated it!
JJ: allow it fam!

by Baby_carrort_77 October 23, 2020

mans

Generally refers to a friend, buddy, or someone you hang around with, but is also used to refer to one's penis. The latter usage is common in the Northeastern part of the United States.

"My mans hangs LOW dog (no homo)"; "I could tell she wanted my mans so badly"

by Passsss December 23, 2006

man

A male human (?) who comes to UD to write "a woman must obey the three C's: Cooking, Cleaning, Sucking"* but still gets VERY upset when you call them primordial beasts, porn-crazed cavemen and uncivilized Neanderthals.

His usual response is to go to the woman section and write "useless skin around the vagina" for the hundredth time.

Huh.

* Btw, I know that sucking starts with S but a man on UD doesn't. So for him "cooking, cleaning and sucking" is the "three C's".

Man (actual quotes!): "A woman is the workhorse of the dominant class. They are only there to serve men. They are mobile dishwashers and objects, not people. They deserve to be slammed and beaten. Women should be eradicated!"

Woman: Lollololololololololol!!! The men of UD Uhuhuhu *making monkey noises* Hey Cavemen, who let you out of the zoo?

by The Happy Humanist February 17, 2010