Sweaty Madden Player

People who get zero pussy

Dude that sweaty madden player gets absolutely zero hoes.

by TheUrbanDictionaryGuyHandleWas March 30, 2022

madden jones

Madden Jones, a man who has no capability in life. A person to think a woman is cute but doesn't see. A blind man I guess. Madden Jones.

"Madden Jones Is Blind'

by YourPdeudonym July 31, 2017

Madden

A guy named Madden is an overall heartwarming person that knows how to show care for his friends without it being gay. Madden is also the kind of guy who thinks he's Johnny Cage just because he looks somewhat resemblant to him

Definition 1:
Person A: "hey Madden, I've been feeling some real tough emotions recently, you mind if I tell you about it so I can get it off my chest?"

Madden: "sure man I can do that for you, so what's got you feeling down? something happen at home?"

Definition 2:
Person A: "Have you tried Mortal Kombat 1 yet?"

Person B: "Hush dude I don't want Madden to hear us talking about MK1 you know damn well what he's gonna do"

Madden: "I overheard you guys talking about Mortal Kombat, believe it or not I'm actually Johnny Cage"

Person A: "yeah man we get it you look like him, but you're not ACTUALLY him"

Madden: "The fuck did you just say to me you little shit"

by V1nn7 November 22, 2023

Steve Madden

adj. The act of fucking either male or female with a leather dress shoe

1) Im going to steve madden my man while we 69 tonight, its gonna be an absolute shocking surprise!

2) Don't make me get my shoe and Steve Madden you!!

by The Sexi Sub March 10, 2021

trash madden

someone who sucks in madden; Dro

dro is trash madden

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvxyz February 2, 2009