Hold the mayo

Your really slow and retarted

"Hold the mayo you retard"

by Aye_itz_hunter June 8, 2017

elmers mayo

elmers mayo is the combination of a slug trail and elmers glue which is left to sit for a night. after a night of mixing, it is quite a delicate salad dressing which many natives of ridgewood and saddle river frequently enjoy. it is revered as more prestegous than caviar and more sophisticated than tea and crumpets, plus its got lots of protein so its good for your muscles too!

adrian:i want a salad
isabelle: no wait! lets make elmers mayo dressing
adrian: good plan
*20 minutes later*
isabelle:i'm tired lets go to bed for the night
*the next day*
adrian: this is by far the best salad i've ever tasted! it must be this incredible dressing!

by Mr. and Mrs. the shit June 22, 2006

MAYO FOOTPRINT

MUCH LIKE A CARBON FOOTPRINT EXPRESSES HOW MUCH CARBON A PERSON IS RESPONSIBLE FOR CONSUMING, A MAYO FOOTPRINT IS A GENERAL TERM TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH OVEREATING A PERSON DOES

JUST MY BAD LUCK THAT I HAD TO SIT NEXT TO A LADY WITH A BIG MAYO FOOTPRINT FOR THE LONG FLIGHT.

by bruce st.asiuk July 12, 2009

Waffle With Mayo

ROFLMAO - but basterdized down so girls dont laugh at you when you say it.

that shit was so funny I had a waffle with mayo!

by Jens lane June 23, 2004

Mayo Out

to go to sleep earlier than a regular person should
or regularly early for your own sleeping pattern

I think I might mayo out and go to bed

by camel_llama_hybrid June 5, 2011

Skeet Mayo

(Not what your thinking) A dull, pessimistic,loser who stands in the niddle of the court and does nothing. He is the best for fast-break dunks however. He is a small-forward on the BGNBA team. Looks like a Dudley.

Look its dudley.
No its actually Skeet.

by Guru R. June 11, 2006

Mayo Squeez

When after a guy cums, he takes his condem out, pokes a hole in it, then lets the girl suck the cum out from the condom.

dude your sister totaly wanted a mayo squeez with mexican bean dip on the side.

by captn mayo November 28, 2009