During the winter months, the small pathway in Surrey referred to as Monks Walk becomes a holy grail for Thorpe Park Fanboys. They flock to it in their dozens, hoping to get a glimpse of the precious rides, and perhaps construction of new ones.
Many have been known to try jumping the fence, only to start crying when they realise that there is barbed wire, and when they get back to school having bunked off they'll have to explain the cuts.
Many have been known to try jumping the fence, only to start crying when they realise that there is barbed wire, and when they get back to school having bunked off they'll have to explain the cuts.
I'm going down Monks Walk to take some photos of the construction
I went down Monks Walk earlier. Nothing to see.
I went down Monks Walk earlier. Nothing to see.
by Mr Blobby January 9, 2005

masturbation. The tip of a penis resembles the shiney bald head of a monk. See also punching the midget punching the munchkin punching the cyclops
by bill1970 July 10, 2010

by boterton December 31, 2017

by dreamsickle June 29, 2020

A bald patch, usually circular, on the crown of the head. Obviously named for the hair habits of monks. Can also be used as a verb (see below)
Hahah, did you see the guy with the monk dime? Get a hat, loser!
Man, we need to tell John he's totally monk diming. What is he, like 25? We should get him some Rogaine for his birthday.
Man, we need to tell John he's totally monk diming. What is he, like 25? We should get him some Rogaine for his birthday.
by dachari January 9, 2009

The Monks of "Blooooooooh" are a secret society based in parts of Northern Delaware, paritcularly Wilmington, Greenville, and Hockessin. They are the keepers of the sacred words, and are knowledgable in the ways of the o0o0o. They are also the inventors/users of the form of measurement known as Parape.
A Man walks up to one of the Monks of "Blooooooooh"
Man - Hello sir, how are you doing?
Monk - O0o0o0o0o0o0o0o!!
Man - Excuse me, what did you just say??
Monk - Uhuhuhuhuhuh!
Monk - Excuse me sir, how much do you weigh?
Man - 138 pounds.
Monk- No, in Parapes!
Man - What is a parape?
Monk- 69 pounds, so you weigh 2 parapes!
Man - Hello sir, how are you doing?
Monk - O0o0o0o0o0o0o0o!!
Man - Excuse me, what did you just say??
Monk - Uhuhuhuhuhuh!
Monk - Excuse me sir, how much do you weigh?
Man - 138 pounds.
Monk- No, in Parapes!
Man - What is a parape?
Monk- 69 pounds, so you weigh 2 parapes!
by Hugh Maha August 11, 2010
