Mon-Cock

When the shaft of the penis is pulled towards the stomach to a point in which the penis head points downwards (Formally known as a "mon"). Hence "Mon-cock"

The kids got a Mon-cock.

by Pin_dick37 July 04, 2018

toast a mon

the act of toasting a Pokémon.

I am hungry, I really need to toast a mon.

by #TheMostHighGuy April 17, 2020

Mon Ami

The word Mon Ami in French meaning 'my friend'.
That meaning: if I ever smoked the pot I would do it with her.

Stella: Are you bored?
Vinnie: Wanna go smoke some pot?
Stella: oukrrrr Mon Ami

by Mon Ami000 October 11, 2021

Mon Ami

The word Mon Ami in French meaning 'my friend'.
That meaning: if I ever smoked the pot I would do it with her.

Stella: Are you bored?
Vinnie: Wanna go smoke some pot?
Stella: oukrrrr Mon Ami

by Mon Ami000 October 11, 2021

Mon Ami

The word Mon Ami in French meaning 'my friend'.
That meaning: If I ever smoked the pot I would do it with her.

Stella: Are you bored?
Vinnie: Wanna go smoke some pot?
Stella: oukrr Mon Ami.

by Mon Ami000 October 11, 2021

Mikey Mons

A specific man located on the east coast that has the biggest shlong of the deep blue sea.

Yo, I saw Mikey Mons in NJ the other day at Salzonians.

by Bongler April 24, 2025

k mon

Your annoyed so you try ending the conversation by saying "k mon".

Girlfriend, "I'm ready for the baby". You say "K mon". Girlfriend "What????". You leave her on delivered.

by 69badonkadonk69 June 10, 2022