Mike

Cheating douch bag that picks slutty slobby snails

OMG don't pull a Mike!!!!!

by applelover24011 May 4, 2018

Mike

A person who has the most extreme foot fetish imaginable. If he smells a foot within 10 feet of him, he'll get on the ground and start sucking on your toes in heart beat. He can't be wrong and thinks he is your leader even though he's begging to suck your toes. He has a girlfriend but he doesn't know she's taking the BBC, so when he sucks on her toes that night he's tasting that BBC cum. He thinks he's better than you at everything!

Yo look at mike over there sucking on her toes even though she ran through mud barefoot. That kid mike just told me he could kick my ass at fortnite!

by The Specimen T03 May 8, 2018

Mike

used to describe a funny, nice dood who takes a lot of dick pics. Generally showers.

You: Whose that new guy Jen is banging?
Me: Yeah, he's a Mike.

by showerpee-r December 27, 2015

Mike

Mike is usually known to be a jerk. He especially likes to get in there mess things up and make his way out. Mike is often know to drive cars like Honda Civics to make up for lacking in other areas. Mike usually thinks he is the most amazing person in the world. Most people know to stay away from Mike. Mike is also know for being a douche bag.

Look at that jerk Mike.

by Jdub2006 October 4, 2016

Mike Loved

To be stolen from, cheated, conned, have your work claimed by another party. The perpetrator is generally professional douche bag.

" Bill Twatwaffle told the boss your idea was his? Man, you got Mike Loved!!"

by Corinne C December 20, 2016

Mike Bobaguard

A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.

"What the fuck there's a plastic fork in my pizza"
"That's such a Mike Bobaguard moment"

by wormfigure January 31, 2022

Mike Dehner

A Man who has dark colored stains in his underwear. The term was coined in poor Frace communities.

Mom washed my school clothes but couldn't get the Mike Dehner out.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 7, 2022