Maria

a skinny ass bitch with a loose va-jay-jay. reminds you of every prostitute ever.
i fucked Maria last night, she was so loose that i couldn`t keep my dick in her
by That Homeless Guy Near Your Ho January 04, 2018
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Maria can u please reply to me and unblock me on snap thanks babe
Maria is a rat whore who wont reply to me xoxoxo
by mynamescorey August 26, 2022
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Maria

she likes to screech, howl and hiss to express herself

world's fastest pooper

red-head
has never been seen wearing flats and never will be
will bare her large teeth as a warning when threatened
has a bedazzled tooth
is unable to pronounce her L s
blunt & straight to the point
may have inherited anger issues
WOOW! a homeless girl in a fur coat just flashed her tits at me on the side of the road!
must have been a Maria
by eldestPHART101 December 04, 2020
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A girl who has really hot Cousins
Maria: Hey man, meet my cousins, what do you think of them?
Friend: Maria let's be best friends..
by Altovista August 15, 2011
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A girl that is really annoying and gets mad for no reason and she ifs a fat ass bitch she tries to make her sister jelouse causr her0 ass is bigger than her sisters
Maria is a bitch
by Imaniisboss August 24, 2018
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A big no faced loser who oftenly sucks on bananas. She is a cruel girl usually perving on gay boys
Maria:hey I like you
Liam:I'm gay

Maria:I don't care
by Jude T February 19, 2019
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an alien from mars who anal probes kpop stars
by SHAVELLE May 19, 2017
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