(v) When hooking up with a Sandwich artist from Subway or Quizno’s or any other sandwich making establishment, and the male put his mayonnaise (jizz) into the sandwich artist’s backpack (rectum).
Sara from Subway: Hey Tina, Jake, from State Farm, came over to get a sandwich during lunch.
Tina from Subway: Oh yeah, how was that?
S: Well, he was wearing these awesome khakis so I took him in the back room and we hooked up.
T: What?! Are you on the pill?!
S: No, so I had him put the mayonnaise in the backpack.
T: Oh I love mayonnaise!
Tina from Subway: Oh yeah, how was that?
S: Well, he was wearing these awesome khakis so I took him in the back room and we hooked up.
T: What?! Are you on the pill?!
S: No, so I had him put the mayonnaise in the backpack.
T: Oh I love mayonnaise!
by HotpantsPoptarts October 17, 2016

by Stredball22 January 12, 2009

by Society for no more gay NikGs August 18, 2006

The Dr. wanted to know how long I had been out when he said my asshole looked like a wide mouth mayonnaise jar!
by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

by Meach January 9, 2005

After dropping a load in a woman's mouth, make her spit it out into your hand, then slap the shit out of her with it.
When Beth kept complaining about being hungry, I fed her a knuckle sandwich with extra mayonnaise and it took care of both the hunger and the complaining.
by saltynutbag February 20, 2010

Say, Doctor, I've been having an itch in the area of my one-eyed mayonnaise launcher. Might you have a look at it please?
by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008
