Mayo Hands

When you got the killer Munchies, you order ya chips, burger, kebab ect. then dash out the door forgetting to grab one of thoses lil forks that were sat on the counter.

You leave the Chippie, Get in ya car car, drive off, park up to munch...then you realise...Fuck, no fork now ima get Mayo Hands

by Mark Hunter-Uk April 10, 2008

elmers mayo

elmers mayo is the combination of a slug trail and elmers glue which is left to sit for a night. after a night of mixing, it is quite a delicate salad dressing which many natives of ridgewood and saddle river frequently enjoy. it is revered as more prestegous than caviar and more sophisticated than tea and crumpets, plus its got lots of protein so its good for your muscles too!

adrian:i want a salad
isabelle: no wait! lets make elmers mayo dressing
adrian: good plan
*20 minutes later*
isabelle:i'm tired lets go to bed for the night
*the next day*
adrian: this is by far the best salad i've ever tasted! it must be this incredible dressing!

by Mr. and Mrs. the shit June 22, 2006

MAYO FOOTPRINT

MUCH LIKE A CARBON FOOTPRINT EXPRESSES HOW MUCH CARBON A PERSON IS RESPONSIBLE FOR CONSUMING, A MAYO FOOTPRINT IS A GENERAL TERM TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH OVEREATING A PERSON DOES

JUST MY BAD LUCK THAT I HAD TO SIT NEXT TO A LADY WITH A BIG MAYO FOOTPRINT FOR THE LONG FLIGHT.

by bruce st.asiuk July 12, 2009

Waffle With Mayo

ROFLMAO - but basterdized down so girls dont laugh at you when you say it.

that shit was so funny I had a waffle with mayo!

by Jens lane June 23, 2004

Mayo Out

to go to sleep earlier than a regular person should
or regularly early for your own sleeping pattern

I think I might mayo out and go to bed

by camel_llama_hybrid June 5, 2011

Skeet Mayo

(Not what your thinking) A dull, pessimistic,loser who stands in the niddle of the court and does nothing. He is the best for fast-break dunks however. He is a small-forward on the BGNBA team. Looks like a Dudley.

Look its dudley.
No its actually Skeet.

by Guru R. June 11, 2006

Christopher Mayo

A dumbass kid who fucks kylie and masturbates to mayonnaise. He is an ugly motherfucker who fucks dogs. His Dad and Mom are Mrs. and Mr. Hellmann's! His uncle is also a fucking tree who touches little kids and molests the god himself, Rich Anal (AKA Hari Arps).

Fuck you that Christopher Mayo. His sperm makes millions of dollars! Did you know his mom faps Christopher, his dad, and his uncle, collects all of their sperm, and sells it, making millions. What a disgusting scam.

by Philopean RedRocket October 25, 2018