mat bailie

A sarcastic little bellend who loves himself lots. Big heart but can be confused easily. Who generally loves both genders but likes to bum goats

He looks at me like mat bailie goats

by SycoSammiCrazyClare November 02, 2017

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Mat-Trex

He is a gaylord , Mat-Trex

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That loud plastic unbreathable crunchy mattress protector that one uses to sheild from monsume moisture.

Good thing Ralph got a splat mat, his girlfriend just learned how to squirt!

by Wadsley June 29, 2023

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A guy who is afraid of cockroach , and so dumb in class and always sleep in class

Hey awe u a so mat coir

by Awes December 31, 2017

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Noun: What a person becomes when they lack boundaries in a romantic relationship and allow their partner to take advantage of them.

She didn’t even say no when he wanted sex while she had a UTI. She’s a total adore mat.

by Mons Vesuvius July 16, 2023

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being or having a mat as a cat or a cat as a mat

how much is that mat cat

by big Zebop November 12, 2020

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When you're so sexually aroused during a hand job that your penis rolls. This is called rolling my mat.

"Ohmygod baby you roll my mat so hard"

by Marie Fallon April 27, 2017

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