the hottest German soccer player of all time. He plays for the German National Team and Borussia Dortmund. His jersey number for BVB (Borussia Dortmund) is 11 and his GNT (German National Team) number is currently 21.
by ConstantlyDiene July 14, 2016

by Official M November 6, 2017

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for Marcos they can’t laugh either.
When Marcos mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.
When Marcos mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.
by Not Marcos August 28, 2019


Marcos is a short ass mexican that thinks he is good at fortnite but is fucking trash at it. He also likes to eat tacos until his retarded mother tells him to stop. He is also a faggot that likes to spank other people in the ass with a ruler.
by OotMeal November 6, 2019

by Marco p is gay November 4, 2019

A game usually played in swimming pools, one person is it and they try to tag other people, they can only say "Marco" or "fish out of water" (when the other people are out of the pool, if they get caught they are it), and when they say "marco" the other people that are not it have to say 'polo'. Really fun.
I was playing Marco Polo in someone's weird pool and i accidentally rammed my hand into one of those step things on the sides.
by Buttfucked September 21, 2003
