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like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank

When an old man marries a young woman one could say it is "like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank", insinuating that the man cannot get an erection so it will not go in a young tight pussy.
Did you know old man jones married that hot stripper? It must be like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank.
by tl_terry January 22, 2010
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Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man Maneuver

n. For a male to chunk marshmallows into a woman's anal cavity, then proceed to have anal intercourse with her until ejaculation. The fecal-laced marshmallow mixed with semen will pour out. The male then paints her face with it.
I pulled the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man Maneuver on her and she looked like a brownish snowman! Ha! Ha!
by Stan Winston January 21, 2006
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Glazed Marshmallow

When a guy insert’s a marshmallow inside a girl’s dripping pussy and slurps it out while going down on her.
Damn, that Glazed Marshmallow last night was bussin!
10/10 Keith Lee approved.
by anonymous March 16, 2023
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Roasting a marshmallow

Nobody likes telling Cindy how to do her job. "Why's Dan crying in his office?"
"I saw him roasting a marshmallow earlier and now he feels like a mushy pile of donkey shit."
"Cindy sucks."
"Ooo, burn."
by ScryBaby June 13, 2017
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Marshmallow girl

The marshmallow girl thought the world owed her the kind of support her mother gave her as a kid.
by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021
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Marshmallow

A word insulting Islam followers and the Islamic word "mashallah", which means to appreciate, or bless something.
man: marshmallow brother
islam man: fuck you bro
by tringletron March 24, 2024
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Sticky Marshmallow

When you take an iron or some other hot object and burn your girls pussy till it is charred black. Proceed to insert your penis and jizz and there you go. The sticky marshmallow
She said the sex wasn't hot enough so I made it hotter with a sticky marshmallow.
by snakiee20 July 31, 2016
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