Logan

Biggest douche bag to ever walk this earth. He acts like he's sweet and a real gentleman but when you get to know him you'll see he's the exact opposite. Also he has the smallest dick ever and acts like he's good at doing sexual things but in reality he's HORRIBLE. Stay far away from him.

"Did you hear Sally is dating Logan?"

"No way?! Why would she ever date him... Ew."

by Ahjekmtogosusnnemt February 5, 2014

Logan

a guy who likes to say he will kill himself if he doesn't get the girl he wants to date he will send a dick pic without asking hes an arsehole and he dated someone who is better then he will ever be he is a dick and he should never be trustud fuck you Logan

"hey do you knw logan", "oh yeah hes a dick"

by realboi190190191019 June 1, 2018

Logan

A Jew hating isis supporter with a large meat scepter that likes children and very small animals typically lives in the North east

Hey you sound that Logan on fox News today

by slang dang I'm a racist white May 5, 2019

Logan

He is a big faggot. Logan is a name of a person who has a chode.

That guy over there is a logan

by Fukboi12e November 30, 2016

Logan

a logan is usually an emo who listens to sleeping with sirens, pierce the veil, and asking alexandria. he is shitty at all musical instruments and can't do anything artistic. he calls himself fat despite having a bmi of 1 for attention and calls himself ugly in front of girls to get they pity. he also writes poetry about cutting but doesn't have a scar on his body. claims he listens to death metal. don't believe that. says he ain't a poser but drinks starbucks like a white girl and cries when he falls on his skateboard. also jacks off to prepubescent anime boys

nigga if you thought yo poem was stupid you wouldn't be telling the whole trumpet section about it and be posting it on instagram I know u lyin lil bitch be smh at yo cocky emo cracka ass damn u logan

by trashqueen666 February 14, 2015

Logan

Dirty blonde hair, braces, pail, looks great with a katarina LOGAN: also hangs out with Jacob, and often asks a girl named maisie for money

Logan went to Snowball with Katarina, and they fucked all night.

by mojito624 February 4, 2009

Logan

Super nice, but a crazy bitch when you get to know her. Best friend is satan. Still fits in kids clothes and has never finished a chapstick. Literally only wears black leggings and a hoodie. Maybe a long sleeve shirt ever once in a while. Is a monopoly god. Don’t mess with her she’ll shoot you faster than you can say “Where’s the juul?”

Guy 1-“who is that?”
Guy 2-“Dude that’s that crazy bitch Logan, hide your juul.”

by Teneisha green March 10, 2019