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Lily

Lily is autistic. Shes really weird. Lily likes to smoke weed and when she does she looks like a chinkey and thinks trees are cheesy elephants. Lily also secretly does crack as u can tell this killed a few of her brain cells. She has a foot fetish and likes shoving spoons up her ass. She also likes getting spanked.lily has an alcohol problem but we dont talk about that. Lily is really friendly with the local crackheads and might be sucking them off. Lily also wants to be a boy but that ok too. Lily enjoys bathing in shit and drinking piss.
Person A: i have weird kinks such as being pissed on and may also have a drug problem as well as many others

Person B: your such a LILY
by Smokedablunt November 6, 2019
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A Lily is someone always seeking attention and is a compulsive liar. She is mostly unwanted in all friendgroups but she fits in well with the “Irrelevant Fatties”.
Oh its lily
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My name is Lily and I am all of these things...... Sexy,swagger,hottt,nice,funny,pretty eyes perfect, rockin body,perfect face,smart,totally rad, fun,looks good in spandex, ima head turner, i make ur boyfriend drool over me, great kiss and rated a 100 out of 10 all around, crazy, wild, up for anything. all the guys love me..wowwwwwwwww. flavor flav likess her every now and then..damn i can work it all night longg. oh hott dayummm. mann voted hottest friend. i am a obviously a show stopper. my hair. wow. my facee, my body!!! woww. i have 100000000000000000 secret admirers...
Guy1- DAMN! Who Is That?!?!?!?
Guy2- You Dumbass Thats Lily!! She Is The Most SEXIEST Gurl In The World!
Me(lily)- Hey Boys!
Guy2&1- (boners)
by Lily Nicole July 1, 2011
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Lily is a fake friend that will be friends with you until you are no longer useful. If you are popular or an important person, she will befriend you. Otherwise she'll bully you and just ignore you. Although shes fake, she's beautiful, smart, and funny. Lily likes drama so she'll get herself into it by spreading rumors. Lily is also a very powerful person so be careful when talking about her because most people dont see how fake she is.
Lily's can be a Bitch sometimes.
by 3.1471038 October 7, 2018
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Lily is an amazing girl. She may be crazy and very emotional but she is the best friend you could ask for. She will always be with you and she is super friendly and funny. She is nice but can be mean and fierce to people she doesn’t like. She is a goofy weirdo who loves to laugh and even though she looks innocent... she’s not.
Person 1: dang lily you scary
Person 2: aww thanks for looking out for me lily
Person 3: lily I’m glad your my friend you nut
by Weird looking person November 18, 2018
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A beautiful, academic, athletic and talented woman who can always be found with a humorous personality. She has many friends but keeps herself respected by being surrounded with the people she loves and cares for. Her intelligence in some boards can over shine her soul and make her feel unstable at times but eventually she gets back on her feet to pursue he ongoing goals. Her friendships break off with people who seem as a threat and danger to her, they resemble hatred and as a smart lady she avoids the mishaps of jealous people.
I need a Lily in my life even when she makes me feel awkward
by MissIntelectualType November 25, 2018
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God Lily is the girl of my dreams I've got to marry her!
by Luckyguytomarryalily November 28, 2018
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