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The Ol' Lemonade Stand

With whiskey dick, you tape popsicle sticks to either side of your flaccid penis and in order to create the illusion of a pint filled ejaculation, you fill her uterus with urine.
I got way too drunk last night and gave Susan the ol' Lemonade Stand; she bought it, hook, line, and sinker.
by Bigweiner6969 September 30, 2017
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Minute Maid Lemonade

Cum that is ejaculated after masturbating for exactly one minute. It’s yellow. After making it, your dick will explode into 7 trillion pieces.
Yoooo I just made some Minute Maid Lemonade
by Festivals May 27, 2021
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scotland’s national lemonade day

the countries most celebrated holiday. families all over scotland participate in things such as; making lemonade, the lemon piss games and the infamous lemon dance.
“it’s almost scotland’s national lemonade day!”
“i’m so excited for the lemon piss games uncle jerry! i hope i get yours!!!
by hahshahs October 3, 2021
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lemondemons_

Tiktok content creator known for their massive dumps.
Dang lemondemons_ has big dumps!
by KmartIsMyHome July 30, 2021
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poor man's lemonade

when one goes into a food establishment, requests a cup of water with lemons, and adds sugar to create a bland lemonade to save money.
i didn't have enough for a drink, so I made poor man's lemonade instead.
by Otter Mozz March 22, 2016
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pink lemonade

A fetish sexual act in which one partner hits the other in the face to draw blood and then proceeds to urinate on their face, hence, making pink lemonade.
My ho was feelin' frisky, and since I can't get no erection, I gave her the satisifaction of a pink lemonade.
by DeeJay December 12, 2003
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