NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND

An education "PLAN" by Bush, that cuts funding of underperforming schools. what is underperforming? a school with test results under 100%. Schools with test results of 100%:
None

Schools with test results under 100%:
All of them.
Children Left Behind:
All
Children benifiting
None
Results of NCLB
USA 49th in literacy
High School diploma as good as toilet paper in landing a job.
...

by Mediaptera February 15, 2005

Left-handed monkey wrench

A fictitious tool. A monkey wrench has no left-handed or right-handed versions. Often used as a practical joke, i.e. telling someone to find a left-handed monkey wrench for you.

"Hey, will you go find me a left-handed monkey wrench? I need to fix this pipe."

by Fictitious Plumber January 30, 2012

left eye

the phattest ghettoest thuggest member of the best female group of all time, TLC!! we miss you, Lisa!!

yo, have you had the chance to hear left eye's rap in 3D? man, i'm tellin' ya, TLC won't ever be the same now that she's gone.

by inq October 8, 2003

left-hand man

A man who is being seen on the side by a woman who has another man who is her boyfriend.

Lady, running down to the riptide
Taken away to the dark side
I wanna be your left-hand man

--Vance Joy, "Riptide"

by purplebackpack89 August 18, 2014

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start

Famous video game cheat code. Originated in Contra, then reappeared in Gradius (1988). All video game fanatics know this code by heart.

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

by Myoga1 February 24, 2004

leetsauce

a substance that runs in the blood of the very leet counter strike players that makes them pwn all nubs.

damn the leetsauce is back im pwning

by Nelson January 17, 2005

left eye

A lost member of the very popular r&b/hip hop group TLC. T-Boz, Left Eye, and Chilli dominated the 90's with their albums Oooh On the TLC Tip, Crazy Sexy Cool, and Fan Mail. Left Eye did the raps in the songs. She was the crazy in Crazy Sexy Cool. She was fun and unique. She was tragically killed in a car accident in Hondouras. She will be missed and never forgotton.

"T-C, L (Left Eye) not replaced" - Chilli in "Can U Hear Me" with Missy Elliot.

by RIPAaliyah August 4, 2005