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Labour

I offer a three pronged attack.
After all: "Education, Education, Education"- Tony Blair's 1997 New Labour Manifesto promise.

Labour: Generally Poor Supporters. Believe in re-distribution of income from the wealthy to give all walks of life equality of opportunity.

Conservatives: Generally Wealthy Supporters. Believe that whilst an equality of opportunity is important, people have worked hard to earn what they do and should not lose up to 50% of their hard earned income for it to be spent on a lost cause who gets pregnant at 13 as it is easier to claim benefits than find employment.

Chavs: Britain's new pandemic; courtesy of the Labour party's social policies.
Labour's Grand Idea: "Hey, I know, if we want to give every one an equality of opportunity, let's bring the standard down to such a dire state that it'll be easy to achieve. BRRUUUP BRRUP"
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The place of which a male partakes in masturbation to beeg.com or other porn websites
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mexicans work in da fields because the fuckin white people are too lazy
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the political party who don't deserve your vote
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labor shits

Shitting all over as the result of pushing out a baby.
"Hey girl when you were having your baby did you poop?"
"Yea, i shit all over the place."
"Lol yea i got it on the doctor, he said "its ok just a case of the labor shits, happens all the time.""
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Manuel Labour

Say it Manwell Labour. A play on the matter many latino people do much of the manual labor in the United States.
Hello Mr. Manuel Labour how was work today? Labor replies "hard"
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Laborphobia

Tim: Well Bob I'm going to work today. Would you like too come with?

*Bob throws a book, then runs screaming into the corner crying while simultaneously pissing himself*

Bob:I don't like labor. *Sob*

Tim: Sounds like you have Laborphobia.
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