lancing

town which contains lots of massive losers, usually called squire.

this town is such a lancing

by squire poohead April 3, 2008

Lynching a Johnson

The act of pleasuring one self with the use of one's hand

Scott was caught lynching a johnson at work the other day.

by Misha1369 September 29, 2009

bandwagon laughing

when someome hears a group of people laughing and trys to laugh with them but has no clue what they are laughing about.

1. bob- did u see john today? he's so gay!

sam- yea!! hahaha

bob- hahahaa

john(walking up)- hahaha that was a good one guys!!

bob- quit bandwagon laughing john..

by t-dogge March 2, 2010

Watermelon Lancing

noun- a watermelon, with a hole drilled throught the center (length wise). Where two penises are inserted through opposite ends, and meet in the middle. Where they " kiss ". The " Kissing " of the penises, is where the head of one penis, presses against the head of the other penis, in a kissing motion. It can also be considered a game, where the objective is to push the other penis out of the hole.

Last friday, Billy and I had a watermelon lancing competition.

by Super_Anon October 16, 2014

Horse laughing

When one is laughing so hard they resemble an excited horse throwing their head up and down.

Cory was horse laughing when Jane fell because else wasn't paying attention.

by Katt1496 July 8, 2017

busted a nut laughing

Laughing so hard you bust a nut.

"Munson's dick pic was so small i busted a nut laughing!"

"....i hope he's allergic to nuts because that shit aint funny."

"It's hilarinut, shut up."

by halfassed October 22, 2017

lunchin

Has evolved over the past 7-8 years. Derived from smoking herb and then acting senseless...

Someone who is soo high they are laughin and cant stop "lunchin" out...

That person would then be a "lunch box"...

After regular use the word then becomes synonym to silly, funny, crazy, dumb, wrong, careless, etc.

Man, you can't be serious!!! Your lunchin!!!

After we blazed that blunt of cali herbs, we were lunchin out soo hard when we saw this midget being dragged by this huge Horse on YouTube...

Dane Cook is such a lunch box! When we watch his comedy shows we're lunchin out non-stop for hours!

by URBAN N.VA June 8, 2010