Large Cock

A cock larger than 2" in length.

by David McKenzie. September 21, 2003

Lahser High School

High School located in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, where you can purchase drugs nearly everywhere and while taking a shit, you can read one of three things on the bathroom stalls: a phonebook with skanks numbers on it, artistic drawings of Marijuana leaves, and/or anti semetic students voicing their opinions by sketching swastikas. Lahser is seen by many as a wealthy school because of the area that it is located in, but that is not completely true. The Bloomfield Hills School District has decided over the past few years to spend its funds on places other than Lahser, the district's most populated school. It is also seen as an extremely safe environment, until October 3, 2006, when an african american man attempted to steal a students car by pointing a hand gun at him. One question: Doesn't Lahser have a parking lot attendant that is being paid to watch the parking lot? Lahser is filled, with both staff and students, who only look forward to getting fucked up on the weekends and who don't give a shit about the school week. Lahser needs to be demolished, rebuilt, and certain faculty members should be forced to retire.

Yolanda: Who is the best teacher at Lahser High School?
Marniqua: Mr.Blair, cuz i knew more about chemistry before the class than he did.

by Harold Dick October 5, 2006

large mouth bass

A girl who takes in The Penis and Balls in the Vagina is one Fail SWOOP

she swallowed me up like a "large mouth bass"

by Heather Ruhe June 19, 2008

Large Pizza

Something that can feed a family of four, unlike a mexican.

Mmm mmm mmm, this large pizza is tasty

by I luv MExicanOs May 30, 2003

Chavin' it large

A exclamation of joy, hailing from New Addington. This is popular with Chavs and denonates having a fantastic time regardless of what you have to do to have it.

Luke: Where we chavin' it large?
Chaz: Park? Got some swings still left on it, and if we walk across the field we wont be attacked by chavs.
Luke: Alright then, but i'm not promising your safety...
Chaz: ass badger

by Chaz the fourth July 27, 2006

Large Marge

The best breakfast waitress the world has ever seen. She's got glasses and a funny hairstyle. She loves kids but might never have any. Talks about leaving the restaurant business, but she'll be there the next time you come in.

Eat here Large Marge tells you what you want and then charges you for it.

by tequillaqueen February 4, 2010

Large Doughnut

The large doughnut can mean mean many things depending on the context.

However in this context it merely means an oversized doughnut, with the added capabilities of flattening things, e.g. a chav. And that's always a good thing.

Person 1: "Hey there's a large doughnut rolling down that hill."
Person 2: "It flattened that chav!"
Both: "Yay!"

by Decster584 May 25, 2005