Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.
by RMatrix September 14, 2021
When a fat person says they are going to rush and or be quick at something, when in reality they take a really long time.
Liam: "I'm going to lard rush to the shops, want anything?"
Joe: "Cornetto"
Liam: "Ok, I will be 5 minutes"
Joe: "Liam you've just got back, it's been an hour and a half"
Joe: "Cornetto"
Liam: "Ok, I will be 5 minutes"
Joe: "Liam you've just got back, it's been an hour and a half"
by FlexibleEwe7 May 01, 2021
by Qal December 17, 2022
by The Skinny Police June 07, 2009
by Your mom super gay January 11, 2020
She is such a lard ass. She hasn't been at work for 3 days.She hasn't even called to let us know that she's ill or her children are ill.
by passe’ November 07, 2023