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Lard-ass

Hey lard-ass no running on my watch
by Ar226 March 26, 2020
mugGet the Lard-assmug.

Lard eyes

A loving name for your sibling
God sibling your are lard eyes
by Swagnar170 February 26, 2024
mugGet the Lard eyesmug.

LARD$ BITCHES

the hottest, funniest, sexiest friend group ever lol. they all have big booties
“Yo did you see LARD$ BITCHRS tonight, they look fine as hell

“LARD$ BITCHES are here, the party has begun”
by fluffycupcake January 1, 2021
mugGet the LARD$ BITCHESmug.

seeping lard syndrome

Seeping lard syndrome typically occurs when you are so overweight that the lard has no where else to go so it seeps into your brain causing you to become mentally retarded.
Scenario 1:
Guy with Seeping lard syndrome: “bussin burger cheese burger burger cheese cheebuggabuggachee bussin bussin bussin!!!

Innocent bystander #1: “OMG is he alright????”
Innocent bystander #2: “Yeah don’t worry he just fat asf and has Seeping lard syndrome”

Scenario 2:
“Hello my name is (REDACTED), and I have Seeping lard syndrome. I am 20 years old, 427lbs and 4’9, and today I will be doing the SLS ice bucket challenge”
by bussintok February 18, 2025
mugGet the seeping lard syndromemug.

Jack-o-lard

Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.
That jack-o-lard beat me out of a promotion.
by RMatrix September 14, 2021
mugGet the Jack-o-lardmug.

Lard ass

by Your mom super gay January 11, 2020
mugGet the Lard assmug.

fat lard

Biwwy you are such a fat lard!
by Zubble-guppies February 19, 2018
mugGet the fat lardmug.

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