lobster style

It means to smash. I’m either a sexual or non-sexual way

Example:
"Jerry lobster styled Ryan in Valorant, she got cooked"
Or
"Kim wants to do Anna lobster style"

by Al Val April 10, 2021

Spread Lobster

A sex position where the woman is up on her hands and legs with back facing the floor (similar to "crab walk")with spread legs while a man thrusts on his knees.

Hey baby, you wanna try some spread lobster tonight?

by GoobSnatch August 12, 2017

taint lobster

a pubic crab that resides in the taint region, near the ass

Because John did not thoroughly shave his pubic area, his crabs relocated and are now considered taint lobsters.

Dude, I once gave a rim job to this chick who had some nasty ass taint lobsters.

by ScorpGem February 11, 2015

chair lobster

After long periods of sitting and readjustment a mans nuts will catch on the boxer seam and be squeezed like a grape.

You know when you sit down for a long period of time and readjust a couple different times before standing up completely. Well a chair lobster is that pinching feeling when your ballsack somehow gets weirdly stuck between a layer of boxers. When you stand up, the ballsack gets slightly pinched by a fold in the fabric.

From Reddit user /u/moparornocar

by BurningRambo December 18, 2013

Lobster Shower

A shower just a little hotter than comfortable that results in a red/pink afterglow not unlike a cooked lobster.

You're looking a bit red, are you ok?

Yeah, I had a lobster shower this morning.

by b-13 January 9, 2014

sticky lobster

When you cum in your hands and lobster walk around the room pinching people

Friend:walking around the room pinching people
Me:uh are you really being a sticky lobster right now

by RAWR XD Skert October 23, 2017

War Lobsters

Crabs whose host is such a slut that the STD evolves.

Chelsea is such a slut she must have some real tough War Lobsters.

by Jack York August 27, 2013