Linget

N. A female that has futuristic lingo. A female from lingolia.

I am the opposite of a lingolian, I'm a linget.

by Therealfuture June 18, 2011

lingish

Combination of language and English, the morning after an all nighter of drinking or other form of partying.

Shorry, my lingish ish um, blaaaat!

by Supergenus August 21, 2012

linglan

When your testicles hang 3 times (or more) lower that your penis

Haha he has a linglan

by rush edits February 13, 2015

Ling King

A person that will take any means to get out of absolutely any activity* over an extended period of time usually 6+ months

* ~ only when it suits the person of course

Ling King over here hasn't done a BFA in the decade

by king of ling June 10, 2015

lacing the log

To ejaculate over ones own poop.

I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log

by Shredwards May 17, 2016

Lingering booty

When you hook up with a girl right before you go on vacation so you don't need the booty while away.

Jim got lingering booty before he went up Florida with his family so he's good.

by E31221 December 18, 2016

Lingiuni

When you tell someone your name is Luigi and they don't hear it right

Luigi: My name is Luigi
Other Dude: Alright Lingiuni

by Plush Nation August 3, 2018