Lingiuni

When you tell someone your name is Luigi and they don't hear it right

Luigi: My name is Luigi
Other Dude: Alright Lingiuni

by Plush Nation August 3, 2018

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linguini

A guy that cant stop saying /sx after all his sentences like a complete degenerate

linguini needs to shut the fuck up /sx

by strawberryjuuuce April 19, 2021

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Lingiuni • linguini • linguini twist • Linguni • Linguini Brentonara • Linguini de Legendos • linguini dick • Linguini Eastern • Linguinist Church • Linguini (ultrakill)

Fuckface Linguini

The newest Trump Inc. White House staffer who comes straight from 45’s mafia supply chain and whose nickname hangs with him from his early days when he was working in the porn industry.

Yeah, Fuckface Linguini is a rare gem, one of my most loyal friends who has steadily been on my payroll since the early 1980s when things really got booming for me.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

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A religious counterpart to the newly formed pastafareinites(pastafareinism is not to be confused with Pastafarianism, even though they both worship the flying spaghetti monster) While pastafareinites are known for their moral indifference, linguinists are pure evil. Linguinists enjoy punching babies, kicking puppies, and playing wii fit. Linguinist are completly antisocial and only come out at night to steal linguine from Jewel Osco. They later use this for sacrificial rituals to the Great Linguine God. Linguinists also bathe in alfredo sauce.

Jack: Oh my god, who the hell is that freak????
Jill: Oh no. . . he's with the Linguinist Church!!! Quick hide the alfredo!

by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009

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Linguini with Clam Sauce

When a girl gives you head after having been in her pussy.

I gave her the Linguini with clam sauce after fucking her.

by J31 March 3, 2014

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linguini

A mispelling of "linguine" !!! Don't forget it!!!

The correct name of the typical Italian pasta is LINGUINE!

Linguini is WRONG!!!

(At restaurant): I'll have the linguine... (Do NOT say, I'll have linguini)

by Hypnotic.Illusion March 25, 2010

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Linguini de Legendos

An online game played by massive wood division noobs who ragequit whenever they see who is laning against them.
Dont download it. If you have it, uninstall. Wait, that is not possible. You are addicted too.

A: Wanna play some pasta today?
B: Some... what?
A: Some linguini de legendos?
B: Count me in!

by Average pasta connoisseur March 21, 2022

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