red lamp

This lamp belongs to Tayler Holder and dated Nate Wyatt until it found out Nate was cheating. It also hits people a lot.

The red lamp hits Nate Wyatt, Tayler Holder, Kelianne Stankus and Zach Clayton in the head many times.

red lamp by Disney obsessed child August 26, 2020

Fijian Lava Lamp 

To perform a Fijian Lava Lamp with your good lady, you will need:

A large carton of Pineapple juice (with bits), a bottle of hot sauce, a Bounty bar and a funnel. Get her to hop on all fours and raise that ass right up in the air. Pop in the funnel and deliver a soothing pineapple enema. Plug her with the bounty bar. Now, shag her vigorously from behind and when approaching peak, whip out the bounty and squeeze in a generous serving of fiery hot chilli sauce. As her burn builds and you shoot your wad, lower your head over her bubbling pineappley ringer and prepare for a cataclysmic volcanic ass eruption right in your boat race - a la, a Fijian Lava Lamp.

NB. Should you not wish to take the full eruption facially, when expunged into a large Martina glass, a Fijian Lava Lamp makes a fabulous pre-dinner cocktail.

LUKE: Whoa Brian! Your eyes are red as fuck this morning. Did you not get much sleep last night?

BRIAN: No mate, Slept like a baby. It was that Fijian Lava Lamp that I gave the missus last night. The pyroclastic flow got me right in the peepers.

Fijian Lava Lamp by DD81RB74 July 24, 2016

Nigga lamp 

A black guy hiding under a lamp

Why is ur lamp moving
Oh that’s just our nigga lamp

Nigga lamp by Peepeesuckindeeeednigward July 1, 2019

all lamp, no shade 

a more effective way of saying you aren't throwing shade.

Katie: Hey Izzy, I really think you should look into getting a therapist
Izzy: ?!?
Katie: All lamp, no shade.

all lamp, no shade by a random punk March 2, 2021

Bumping the lamp 

To go above and beyond expectations when completing a given task/project.
A genericized phrase originally used within the animation industry and the film industry as a whole. Based on a scene from the 1988 mixed live-action/animated film 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' in which the main live-action character, Eddie Valiant, bumps into a ceiling lamp whilst handcuffed to the main animated character, Roger Rabbit, causing the lamp to continually swing back and forth throughout the remainder of the scene.
The term refers to how the animators went on to meticulously hand-draw unique shadows for the animated character for every frame of the scene.
The phrase went on to become a company mythos for the Walt Disney Company, then as a guiding principle within the greater film industry, and now sees use generally.

We follow the mythos of 'bumping the lamp' with the service at our veterinary practice.

Bumping the lamp by BronzeManul June 11, 2019

Nigga lamp 

Proper noun;

A porno where a black man dressed up as a lamp in a corner where a pornstar didn't see his entire body. The mother would then look at the lamp and not say anything before she would walk away. The pornstar is then plowed.

Example one:
Mom: "That's a weird lamp"
Daughter: "Um.... It's a new lamp"

Example 2:
Boy one: "have you seen nigga lamp?"
Boy two: "Yeah that shit is whack."

Nigga lamp by Poop 1218 May 19, 2020

smoking lamp 

1. (on sailing ships) a lamp from which a pipe may be lit
2. (figuratively) permission to smoke

"Light smoking lamp" (giving permission for crew to smoke) and "out smoking lamp"
(denying permission) are listed among the 104 bugle calls in the US Navy's "Manual for Buglers", 1953 edition.

smoking lamp by Plebe Tribune March 25, 2009