Koala

Often used as an insult for people with bright stupid ideas that somehow work.

"Yow! That's a koala moment right there."
"If it works, then it is a koala."

by GeorgeFriend December 10, 2021

Koala

A person who likes to push people or punch your injuries. Most commonly known as a Koala.

"Hes a koala now stfu"

by Ray asf March 22, 2021

michael (the koala from the bible)

A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree

I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please

by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022

Koala dog

When someone is really bad at something, they're called Koala Dog. Its basically because koalas and dog dont go together.

You're so bad at this game, fucking koala dog nerd shitstain

by Maudota12 December 13, 2017

Petting my koala

This is the act of masturbation by an exteremely beautiful woman while the other partner watches or coaches the masturbator on.

Come in and watch me petting my koala!

by BradieBear July 04, 2010

Joaquin the Koala

Joaquin the Koala is a very famous-unknown character considered like a god for lots of people. Usually have a mother named Marcela and sleeps 22 hours a day; but when he´s not sleeping, he can be almost as great as ¨Chicharito¨.

#1
John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.

Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.

#2
Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.

by Samuel Taco October 26, 2011

fat koala

Fat person who said 'autistu' everytime.

HEY FAT KOALA! STOP PISSING ME OFF!

by papatoldmeimfamous February 26, 2018