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Koala

That koala ate my kid
by dingo ate my kids September 21, 2018
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The Koala

The act of wrapping yourself around someone, like a koala holding on to a tree, and proceeding to urinate on them while moaning like the marsupial.
Hey, record Joe's reaction when I do the koala on him in the pool later. He will totally freak out when he feels the warmth all around him.
by Littlelieutenantturtle March 18, 2020
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Koala

A physically attractive girl who has no control over her emotions and becomes easily attached. A koala latches on, sucking the life out of the man she has latched to, and eventually leaves them out to dry in the dirt.
I don't know if I want to be talking to Natalia, I heard she's a koala.
by TheMeatMan46 November 20, 2017
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Koala Casserole

Man, I paid for a girl last night and ended up with a koala casserole.
by SW Oblivion February 16, 2025
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KOALA

Acronym for "Kind of a loose asshole"
Unisex term for someone who frequently lets people in through the out-door.
Alternatively, can be used to describe notoriously big poopers.
She takes it from behind without lube because she's got a Koala.
by Moose Stash June 6, 2022
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Koala

Racial term for people of German-Irish decent.
That dude is such a koala
by Brown3yw January 5, 2021
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Petting my koala

This is the act of masturbation by an exteremely beautiful woman while the other partner watches or coaches the masturbator on.
Come in and watch me petting my koala!
by BradieBear July 7, 2010
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