Kentucky thumb

As defined by the AK guy, a life-saving thumb that enters your jugular to stop yourself from bleeding out after firing an over-powdered .50 caliber SLAP round which explodes your bolt action Serbu RN-50. This thumb is necessary to saving your life since a fragment of the exploding bolt action rifle has lacerated your jugular, so without your Kentucky Thumb you would've die on the interstate driving to the nearest hospital as your father speeds past triple digits in your Silverado

Oh damn babe, look at that Kentucky thumb! you can come over to my place later ;)

by Sliding Bandit May 20, 2021

kentucky boiler

noun. when sitting on a cold hard surface (e.g. metal folding chair) you fart the type of fart where a quarter could pop out of your asshole and it sounds like a little man is blowing kisses out your asshole.

That Kentucky boiler i dropped earlier made a tie-dyed ring in my boxers.

by rayrodrey February 25, 2003

kentucky mule

A cocktail

1 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
fill with ginger beer
1 splash lime juice
ice

Bartender, can I get a kentucky mule?

by YoloSwagtron9000 January 23, 2014

Kentucky Sundial

The action of moving your boner from the 6 o'clock position to the 12 o'clock position and tucking it into your waistband, to avoid the embarrassment of showing your spam javelin in public.

Duuuude I had to give myself a Kentucky Sundial before I went up to the chalkboard to do that math problem!

by jdizzzzz April 28, 2020

Kentucky Chugger

The act of receiving head from a girl whilst she is suffering from faecal vomiting* resulting in a juicy mess.

(*where fully digested matter is expelled from the intestines through the mouth rather than anus)

Holy mackerel Herman, I can't believe you got a Kentucky Chugger from Helga in that youth hostel last night.

by Bingo1000 January 10, 2016

Kentucky Cornstalk

A sexual position between two people where the male freezes some corn and slathers it with melted butter. The male fucks the women doggy style and puts the corn in her ass, the butter acts as a lubricant.

Male: Want to do the Kentucky Cornstalk tonight?
Woman: Sure, I'll get the corn.

by Jerry Longdick July 11, 2017

Kentucky SludgeFest

Where said african americans masturbates in a circle and throws feces at each other.

Awh man that Kentucky SludgeFest last night was crazy it took me hours to wash myself off!

by Puffy Nipples Mcgee July 8, 2012