Kentucky thumb

As defined by the AK guy, a life-saving thumb that enters your jugular to stop yourself from bleeding out after firing an over-powdered .50 caliber SLAP round which explodes your bolt action Serbu RN-50. This thumb is necessary to saving your life since a fragment of the exploding bolt action rifle has lacerated your jugular, so without your Kentucky Thumb you would've die on the interstate driving to the nearest hospital as your father speeds past triple digits in your Silverado

Oh damn babe, look at that Kentucky thumb! you can come over to my place later ;)

by Sliding Bandit May 20, 2021

kentucky boiler

noun. when sitting on a cold hard surface (e.g. metal folding chair) you fart the type of fart where a quarter could pop out of your asshole and it sounds like a little man is blowing kisses out your asshole.

That Kentucky boiler i dropped earlier made a tie-dyed ring in my boxers.

by rayrodrey February 25, 2003

kentucky mule

A cocktail

1 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
fill with ginger beer
1 splash lime juice
ice

Bartender, can I get a kentucky mule?

by YoloSwagtron9000 January 23, 2014

Kentucky Slider

diarrhea contracted after eating fried chicken or some other form of fast food

Person 1: This is some good chicken man... oh shit! *runs to bathroom*

Person 2: Looks like Kevin's got himself a kentucky slider.

by sgsdgsdgaetwesdfsdfw September 27, 2010

The Kentucky Plug

When you've pounded her ass so hard that's she's got seapage so you switch you the pink and shove your thumb in the stink.

Bro-Vet 1: Dude her ass started leaking so I had to stop.

Bro-Vet 2: Naw dude. Next time switch holes and give her The Kentucky Plug.

by Chester McHandsy May 20, 2021

kentucky poet

Bourbon whiskey. Although bourbon can be made anywhere in the United States, it is most associated with the county in Kentucky where it gets its name. This phrase is a reference to the tendency of bourbon to speak more openly and feel more freely, much the way poetry makes one feel.

Me and Big Dave we’re sitting around sipping on some Kentucky Poet.

by Jedaniels94 July 19, 2019

Kentucky SludgeFest

Where said african americans masturbates in a circle and throws feces at each other.

Awh man that Kentucky SludgeFest last night was crazy it took me hours to wash myself off!

by Puffy Nipples Mcgee July 8, 2012