kentucky boiler

noun. when sitting on a cold hard surface (e.g. metal folding chair) you fart the type of fart where a quarter could pop out of your asshole and it sounds like a little man is blowing kisses out your asshole.

That Kentucky boiler i dropped earlier made a tie-dyed ring in my boxers.

by rayrodrey February 25, 2003

Kentucky Slider

diarrhea contracted after eating fried chicken or some other form of fast food

Person 1: This is some good chicken man... oh shit! *runs to bathroom*

Person 2: Looks like Kevin's got himself a kentucky slider.

by sgsdgsdgaetwesdfsdfw September 27, 2010

kentucky mule

A cocktail

1 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
fill with ginger beer
1 splash lime juice
ice

Bartender, can I get a kentucky mule?

by YoloSwagtron9000 January 23, 2014

kentucky swap

The act of lying about having to pee to cut in the line of the bathroom of a fellow bathroom goer that has to shit then proceeding to lock the door and shitting

Steve Kentucky swapped me and I almost shit my pants.

by Firecat087 November 28, 2015

Kentucky Chugger

The act of receiving head from a girl whilst she is suffering from faecal vomiting* resulting in a juicy mess.

(*where fully digested matter is expelled from the intestines through the mouth rather than anus)

Holy mackerel Herman, I can't believe you got a Kentucky Chugger from Helga in that youth hostel last night.

by Bingo1000 January 10, 2016

Kentucky Cornstalk

A sexual position between two people where the male freezes some corn and slathers it with melted butter. The male fucks the women doggy style and puts the corn in her ass, the butter acts as a lubricant.

Male: Want to do the Kentucky Cornstalk tonight?
Woman: Sure, I'll get the corn.

by Jerry Longdick July 11, 2017

Stearns Kentucky

A derogatory term for Stearns County. An extremely white trash shithole in central Minnesota known for its obesity, alcoholism, transparent racism and most famously Stearns County Syndrome. Includes Saint Cloud and many surrounding communities.

Why the hell do half of the trucks on this town have Confederate flag in the back window? We're 1,000 miles from the closest Confederate state?

It's Stearns Kentucky, what do you expect?

by AsteRexxx October 13, 2018