When you put cocaine in someone's asshole and wait for them to fart a coke-cloud. Once the cloud has formed, you snort as much cocaine as you can/want.
by Falling Elements January 23, 2018

A drinking activity in which the participant is propped on top of a seated keg in a handstand-like position and must drink as much of the alcohol from the keg as he can before he is out of breath from drinking without breathing or those supporting him can no longer support his weight.
Keg-stands are a very typical college party/ frat party type activity, and can be parts of hazing.
Keg-stands are a very typical college party/ frat party type activity, and can be parts of hazing.
Damien took a two minute keg-stand and his face went purple.
Trinity almost fell off of the keg during her keg-stand because one of her friends was too drunk to support her leg.
Trinity almost fell off of the keg during her keg-stand because one of her friends was too drunk to support her leg.
by PuttingItSimply August 22, 2017

by TheDcommander September 15, 2015

by Notaginge2662628 September 29, 2025

Oblivious to upcoming disaster. Waiting around seemingly unaware that nothing can go right where you are now.
“You may not think it at the time, but you’d be sitting on a powder keg if you drove home any way but sober.”
by rabiescat November 25, 2023
