An awesome animal who lives in Australia if you fuck with them you died Boii.
1.If you not a fellow Koala and you see one your fucking died
2.never look back when you see a koala and your not one
3.Male Koalas have Really Really Really giantgenetic Dick's
1.If you not a fellow Koala and you see one your fucking died
2.never look back when you see a koala and your not one
3.Male Koalas have Really Really Really giantgenetic Dick's
by Littyboiiii February 2, 2017

by Winderfouls March 8, 2022

When a girl gets high and then aggressively sits on your face tus resembling a koala falling from a tree and attacking your face
by anonymous February 19, 2021

The act if drinking sperm of a koala for medicinal purposes. It is thought to help with the prevention of diabetes
by Koalaimg January 16, 2023

Joaquin the Koala is a very famous-unknown character considered like a god for lots of people. Usually have a mother named Marcela and sleeps 22 hours a day; but when he´s not sleeping, he can be almost as great as ¨Chicharito¨.
#1
John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.
Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.
#2
Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.
John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.
Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.
#2
Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.
by Samuel Taco October 25, 2011

ok wait WHAT
me:A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.
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yu:@!#%^Yy283qy)*#EyrndP(*AYEtp9FEW
by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025
