Giving knowledge

To give “head” or “brain” to someone can be referred to as “giving knowledge” since knowledge comes from the head and the brain.

Derek: Nah man she was giving knowledge last night, one of the best of my life.

John: So lucky bro, she looks like she gives good knowledge.

by junkyxoxoxo October 9, 2021

Wisdom And New Knowledge Equals Results

This is normally written in a leaving card, birthday card, scratched onto the side of a car.._
It is actually an insult! Take a look and have a think..

Cunt of a boss getting his/her leaving card in which Jonny wrote ‘Wisdom And New Knowledge Equals Results!’
Cuntboss: wow Jonny, I love what you wrote in my card!
Jonny: WANKER!

by WiTnERE September 30, 2020

Zero Knowledge Proof

My Existence.

You see that guy over there? Now that's real Zero Knowledge Proof

by babla13579 April 4, 2023

knowledge jizz

When a man attempts to force his subjective opinion all over your face and down your throat. Said opinion is most often unsubstantiated, uninvited, unoriginal or downright incorrect. Closely related to the global phenomenon of mansplaining and tied to the interpersonal manifestations of sexism.

Gross, that film critic just knowledge jizzed all over me for twenty minutes and didn't even ask what I thought of the film.

by LCarrollHarris April 17, 2016

Knowledge shopping

Person who uses others knowledge as there own for commercial purposes, without paying person or persons for knowledge accrued

John offered an interview to a candidate through a recruitment agency So that he could find out how to design a square, because he'd never designed a square before, and didn't want to get sacked by his boss for a lack of skills and knowledge he couldn't be bothered to update. So John knowledge shopped the skills from an undergraduate pretending he had a job on offer when he didn't. This practice is called knowledge shopping.

by Samhall June 19, 2015

Backpocket knowledge

Backpocket knowledge consists of useless facts that serve no purpose but are still interesting to know nonetheless

Group of smart people: *having an intense conversation about the universe*
Bob: Leaves are green because they have chlorophyll.
Group: Thank you bob for sharing your backpocket knowledge with us.

by TheBigBlackOne May 20, 2017

Droppable knowledge

The amount (volume) of overcomable space between the lips and the gag reflex in women. A precise measurement needed to gauge compatibility between mouth and penis.

Damn Sheila got a big ass mouth. I wonder what is the ratio of droppable knowledge to dead space is?

by I. Dyddertwyce May 11, 2023